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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

BBC Three · English · 2001–2011

Sitcom about the lives and loves of five twenty-somethings in Runcorn.

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Season 96 episodes · 2011

Episode 1 · 26 Apr 2011 · 21:00 · 30 min
Nil by Muff
Gaz struggles with his paralysis, as Billy tries to befriend him. Tim is shaken by the arrival of his younger sister Cassie.
Episode 2 · 26 Apr 2011 · 21:00 · 30 min
Cheese Toastie
Gaz struggles to get used to his metrosexual carer Billy, Donna signs on the dole and Tim gives sister Cassie a makeover.
Episode 3 · 3 May 2011 · 21:00 · 30 min
Trial Schmile
Gaz tries to help Billy get a trial for Runcorn Rovers, while Donna re-examines her life and finds inner peace.
Episode 4 · 10 May 2011 · 21:00 · 30 min
The Gaz-Bot
Donna helps Gaz in his ambition to become a Paralympian, Billy goes on a date with Cassie and Tim wonders if he's gay or not.
Episode 5 · 17 May 2011 · 21:00 · 30 min
Shagger
Tim uses a phone app to find a boyfriend, Cassie tries to impress Billy by dressing as a WAG and Gaz decides he must walk again.
Episode 6 · 24 May 2011 · 21:00 · 30 min
This Is Your Life
After Donna's revelation that she may be pregnant, she and Gaz have big decisions ahead. Tim lands a date with Leonard.