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Teachers

Channel 4 · English · 2001–2004

Seasons: 4
Episodes: 40
Follower: 1

Irreverent comedy drama following the chaotic lives; loves and drinking sessions of a group of hapless teachers. They might be qualified to teach, but they've got a lot to learn...

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Season 49 episodes · 2004

Episode 1 · 26 Oct 2004 · 50 min
Episode One
Summerdown has merged with another school in the area, and it is all change for the teachers. Bob has been demoted, and his new boss seems to be a hit with all the women. Lindsay and Penny are trying to integrate and make friends with the new teachers, but not all of them are really interested.
Episode 2 · 2 Nov 2004 · 50 min
Episode Two
Penny makes a pass at Ewan, but it all ends in humiliation. It's not long, however, before Penny is annoying everyone again with news that she has a new admirer, but the problem is, no one can find out who he is.
Episode 3 · 9 Nov 2004 · 50 min
Episode Three
Ewan is thrown into turmoil when he finds out that a pupil, John, fancies him; and all his attempts to handle the situation sensitively backfire horribly.
Episode 4 · 16 Nov 2004 · 50 min
Episode Four
It's Obesity Awareness Month and Ben becomes obsessed with Lindsay's weight. It's purely selfish, of course; he's worried that her death would be bad for his own stress levels.
Episode 5 · 23 Nov 2004 · 50 min
Episode Five
It's religious tolerance week and as Bob finally takes delivery of his new wife, the teachers prepare to represent their allocated religions for the tolerance fair.
Episode 6 · 30 Nov 2004 · 50 min
Episode Six
After discovering that Penny's real surname is Eichmann, the others take great pleasure in winding her up - she's blonde, she hates foreign food, she has no black friends - could she actually be a racist?
Episode 7 · 7 Dec 2004 · 50 min
Episode Seven
Damien falls for Anna, the substitute teacher - the only problem being that an unfortunate incident with a pupil and an icing bag has rendered him impotent. Can he solve his problem before Anna starts to think he's not worth it?
Episode 8 · 14 Dec 2004 · 50 min
Episode Eight
While trying to find an excuse to get out of Bob's stag night, Ben is reminded of a ouija board prediction: he is going to die on Friday.
Episode 9 · 21 Dec 2004 · 50 min
Episode Nine
The end of term is fast approaching. The school is trashed after the Christmas party, the teachers are hungover, Bob is getting married in the playground, and the Ofsted Inspector is due.