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Nobody Wants This

Netflix · English · 2024–present

Also known as: Bármit, csak ezt ne · Никто этого не хочет

Seasons: 3
Episodes: 30
Follower: 1

An agnostic sex podcaster and a rabbi walk into a party. No, it's not the start of a joke — it's the beginning of a love story. And it's complicated.

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Season 310 episodes · 2026

Episode 1 · 22 Oct 2026 · 25 min
It's Perfect
Joanne and Noah celebrate moving in together — and discover each other's annoying household habits.
Episode 2 · 22 Oct 2026 · 30 min
Daddy's Home
As Noah makes another go at his dream job, Joanne goes to extremes — and Judaism class — to shift the narrative about the couple's relationship.
Episode 3 · 22 Oct 2026 · 30 min
Housewarming
Joanne and Noah plan the perfect Jewish housewarming, but Joanne's efforts to impress a callous ex-boyfriend invite awkwardness to the party.
Episode 4 · 22 Oct 2026 · 28 min
Brian's Wedding
En route to wine country, Joanne and Noah meet a messy podcast superfan who reminds Joanne of her younger self — and threatens to derail their weekend.
Episode 5 · 22 Oct 2026 · 27 min
The Love Card
A newly friendly Bina extends a dinner invite to Joanne, but there's an ulterior motive at play. Sasha and Esther jump into the dating pool.
Episode 6 · 22 Oct 2026 · 29 min
Heatwave
With temperatures soaring, Joanne and Noah's house becomes an unexpected hot spot — and saying "no" to friends and relatives is making them sweat.
Episode 7 · 22 Oct 2026 · 27 min
Watch What Happens
A talk show brings Morgan and Sasha to New York, where a magical night out threatens to complicate their friendship. Noah and Joanne unplug for Shabbat.
Episode 8 · 22 Oct 2026 · 30 min
One in a Million
The fallout from their trip leaves Sasha and Morgan more confused than ever. Noah struggles to set boundaries with an overbearing Bina.
Episode 9 · 22 Oct 2026 · 27 min
Last Christmas
As Joanne is visited by ghosts of Christmas past, Noah vows to make her final pre-conversion holiday the jolliest yet.
Episode 10 · 22 Oct 2026 · 27 min
The Plunge
Emotions run high and shocking secrets are spilled as Joanne and Noah's families gather for a beachy conversion ceremony.