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How I Met Your Mother

CBS · English · 2005–2014

Seasons: 9
Episodes: 208
Followers: 0

How I Met Your Mother is a comedy about Ted and how he fell in love. It all starts when Ted's best friend, Marshall drops the bombshell that he's going to propose to his long-time girlfriend, Lilya kindergarten teacher. At that moment, Ted realizes that he had better get a move on if he too hopes to find true love. Helping him in his quest is Barney a friend with endless, sometimes outrageous opinions, a penchant for suits and a foolproof way to meet women. When Ted meets Robin he's sure it's love at first sight,…

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Season 924 episodes · 2013–2014

Episode 1 · 24 Sept 2013 · 00:00 · 30 min
The Locket
On their way to Long Island for their wedding weekend, Robin and Barney come across a startling family discovery. Meanwhile, Marshall sees something online that changes the course of his entire journey back east, and Lily confronts Ted about letting go of Robin.
Episode 2 · 24 Sept 2013 · 00:30 · 30 min
Coming Back
When James reveals that he is getting divorced, Robin worries about how Barney will take the news. Meanwhile, Marshall races to find a way to get to New York in time for the wedding, and Ted deals with being alone at a romantic hotel.
Episode 3 · 1 Oct 2013 · 00:00 · 30 min
Last Time in New York
When Lily discovers Ted's list of things he wants to do in New York before he moves for Chicago, she becomes frustrated that she is the only person who knows about his plans. Meanwhile, Robin and Barney realize they have very little time together before their relatives arrive for their wedding.
Episode 4 · 8 Oct 2013 · 00:00 · 30 min
The Broken Code
While Barney works through his anger at Ted after finding out he still has feelings for Robin, Marshall Skypes in to act as a judge and help settle their dispute. Meanwhile, Lily realizes she is Robin's only girlfriend.
Episode 5 · 15 Oct 2013 · 00:00 · 30 min
The Poker Game
When Barney is forced to pick sides in a fight between Robin and his mother, Lily coaches him on how not to ruin his relationship. Meanwhile, Ted and Marshall get into a dispute over wedding gifts and thank-you.
Episode 6 · 22 Oct 2013 · 00:00 · 30 min
Knight Vision
When Ted finds himself with three prospects to be his date for the wedding weekend, he chooses poorly. Meanwhile, Barney and Robin have a confrontation with their minister, and Marshall learns more about his driving companion, Daphne..
Episode 7 · 29 Oct 2013 · 00:00 · 30 min
No Questions Asked
When Daphne sends a troubling text message to Lily, Marshall enlists the gang's help to remove the message while enforcing the "No Questions Asked" rule.
Episode 8 · 5 Nov 2013 · 01:00 · 30 min
The Lighthouse
When Robin and Loretta's conflict escalates, Barney is caught in the middle. Meanwhile, Marshall and Daphne deal with a stowaway on their road trip, and Ted and Cassie try to enjoy a trip to a lighthouse.
Episode 9 · 12 Nov 2013 · 01:00 · 30 min
Platonish
In a flashback episode, the gang ponders the future of the Ted, Robin and Barney love triangle. Meanwhile, Barney accepts a series of challenges from Lily and Robin.
Episode 10 · 19 Nov 2013 · 01:00 · 30 min
Mom and Dad
When Barney's father arrives at the hotel, Barney devises a plan that makes Robin very nervous. Meanwhile, Ted is convinced someone framed him by messing up a wedding-related.
Episode 11 · 26 Nov 2013 · 01:00 · 30 min
Bedtime Stories
Marshall tries to get Marvin to sleep by reciting three rhyming bedtime tales about his friends as they wind down their epic cross-country journey.
Episode 12 · 3 Dec 2013 · 01:00 · 30 min
The Rehearsal Dinner
Barney becomes fixated on having his rehearsal dinner at a laser tag arena, much to Robin's dismay. Meanwhile, Ted doesn't come through on a promise, which aggravates Lily.
Episode 13 · 17 Dec 2013 · 01:00 · 30 min
Bass Player Wanted
The gang encounters a guy at the wedding who intentionally stirs up trouble among them, and Marshall finally arrives at the Farhampton Inn.
Episode 14 · 14 Jan 2014 · 01:00 · 30 min
Slapsgiving 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra
In an attempt to deliver a devastating final slap to Barney, Marshall explains how he mastered the Slap of A Million Exploding Suns.
Episode 15 · 21 Jan 2014 · 01:00 · 30 min
Unpause
When Barney drinks too much, Ted and Robin take advantage of him and get him to reveal secrets he's been hiding for years. Meanwhile, Marshall does everything he can to avoid fighting with Lily.
Episode 16 · 28 Jan 2014 · 01:00 · 30 min
How Your Mother Met Me
On the 200th episode, The Mother recounts how she met Ted and what she's been up to for the past eight years.
Episode 17 · 4 Feb 2014 · 01:00 · 30 min
Sunrise
While out looking for an inebriated Barney on the day of the wedding, Robin and Ted reminisce about past relationships. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily finally resolve their issues and Barney befriends two young guys eager to meet women.
Episode 18 · 25 Feb 2014 · 01:00 · 30 min
Rally
When Barney suffers from the world's worst hangover the morning of his wedding, the gang tries to figure out the far-fetched ingredients to concoct the Stinson Hangover Fixer Elixir.
Episode 19 · 4 Mar 2014 · 01:00 · 30 min
Vesuvius
On the morning of the wedding, Lily and Robin have a fight and Barney freaks out about which suit to wear. Meanwhile, the gang watches a movie Ted has forbidden them to see.
Episode 20 · 11 Mar 2014 · 00:00 · 30 min
Daisy
Marshall enlists Ted and Barney to help him figure out where Lily went when she left in the middle of their fight.
Episode 21 · 18 Mar 2014 · 00:00 · 30 min
Gary Blauman
When Gary Blauman shows up at the wedding, it sends the gang into a frenzy as they each recall an encounter with him.
Episode 22 · 25 Mar 2014 · 00:00 · 30 min
The End of the Aisle
With only a half-hour to go, both Barney and Robin have panic attacks about their upcoming nuptials. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily rewrite their old wedding vows.
Episode 23 · 1 Apr 2014 · 00:00 · 30 min
Last Forever (1)
Ted finally finishes telling his kids the story of how he met their mother.
Episode 24 · 1 Apr 2014 · 00:30 · 30 min
Last Forever (2)
Ted finally finishes telling his kids the story of how he met their mother.