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Malcolm in the Middle

FOX · English · 2000–2006

Also known as: Malcolm mittendrin · Már megint Malcolm · Малкольм в центре внимания · Малкълм

Seasons: 7
Episodes: 151
Followers: 0

In the words of They Might Be Giants' rollicking Grammy-winning theme song, "life is unfair." The inventive and wholly original sitcom Malcolm in the Middle has been honored with a Peabody Award and Emmys for directing and writing, but if life was fair, it would have earned an Emmy for Best Comedy Series, not to mention statuettes for its pitch-perfect cast. With his perpetual "yes, me worry" expression, Frankie Muniz instantly earns audience empathy as Malcolm, whose chances for a normal life are thwarted not…

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Season 722 episodes · 2005–2006

Episode 1 · 30 Sept 2005 · 30 min
Burning Man
When the family goes to the Burning Man Festival Malcolm falls in love with a healer; Reese falls in love with the festival; and festival goers mistake Hal's suburban attitudes as a performance.
Episode 2 · 7 Oct 2005 · 30 min
Health Insurance
When Hal's health insurance lapses for a weekend, he tries hard to keep everyone safe without letting them know why; and Lois thinks Craig is the anti-union snitch at the Lucky Aide.
Episode 3 · 21 Oct 2005 · 30 min
Reese vs. Stevie
Reese's simmering dislike for Stevie finally comes to head; Hal tries to get Dewey to quit smoking by kicking his own addiction to coffee; and Lois tries to get Jamie to talk.
Episode 4 · 28 Oct 2005 · 30 min
Halloween
On Halloween Hal freaks out when he learns the family's house was once the site of a murder-suicide; Reese and Dewey run from an old man in a walker after egging him.
Episode 5 · 4 Nov 2005 · 30 min
Jessica Stays Over
When Jessica stays with the family for few days, she shows Malcolm how to use emotional intimacy to manipulate Lois; Reese tries to mail himself to China; and Hal battles an angry bee.
Episode 6 · 11 Nov 2005 · 30 min
Secret Boyfriend
Malcolm dates a popular girl who refuses to be seen in public with him; Lois tries to force Reese to get a job; and Hal gets upset when Dewey doesn't get upset after being denied a free game.
Episode 7 · 18 Nov 2005 · 30 min
Blackout
During a blackout, events are seen from three different perspectives; Reese cooks steaks for Hal; Malcolm tries to sneak three Dutch girls into the house; and Francis tries to steal a stuffed marlin.
Episode 8 · 2 Dec 2005 · 30 min
Army Buddy
When Reese's female army buddy comes to visit, Reese struggles to understand his attraction to someone he considers his best friend; Hal becomes jealous of Lois' orthotic shoe inserts.
Episode 9 · 16 Dec 2005 · 30 min
Malcolm Defends Reese
To preserve an academic title he once won, Herkabe tries to get Malcolm to sabotage his grade point average; a clingy neighbor attaches herself to Lois.
Episode 10 · 6 Jan 2006 · 30 min
Malcolm's Money
While Malcolm battles a yearbook photographer to get a good photo, Hal,Lois, and Dewey intercept a scholarship check addressed to Malcolm and try to rationalize spending the money.
Episode 11 · 13 Jan 2006 · 30 min
Bride of Ida
While Lois and Hal accompany Dewey on a mishap-plagued trip to a piano competition, Ida brings a girl from her home country to stay with Malcolm and Reese.
Episode 12 · 29 Jan 2006 · 30 min
College Recruiters
When Malcolm dodges advances from college recruiters, Hal is happy to be wooed instead; Reese flourishes in his new marriage, but misses a big warning sign.
Episode 13 · 12 Feb 2006 · 30 min
Mono
When Lois and Malcolm are sidelines with mono, they're forced to share a bedroom; Hal gets to know his neighbors.
Episode 14 · 19 Feb 2006 · 30 min
Hal Grieves
After Hal's father dies, he refuses to grieve but indulges his sons, hoping they'll remember him more fondly than he does his father.
Episode 15 · 5 Mar 2006 · 30 min
A.A.
Hal and Lois accompany Francis to his 1-year AA "birthday" party; left home alone, Malcolm, Reese, and Dewey argue about where to go when Dewey finds the spare key to Hal's car.
Episode 16 · 19 Mar 2006 · 30 min
Lois Strikes Back
After Reese is severely humiliated by four girls at school, Lois exacts revenge on them; and Hal builds a pitching machine while hiding out from Lois in the garage.
Episode 17 · 26 Mar 2006 · 30 min
Hal's Dentist
Hal feels betrayed when he friend Trey charges $2,000 to fix Hal's teeth; Malcolm and Dewey find a new mattress; and Reese teaches Lois how to ride a bike.
Episode 18 · 2 Apr 2006 · 30 min
Bomb Shelter
A dance competition teaches Malcolm that beauty is in the eye of the beholder; Lois is determined to outlast her competition for a new truck.
Episode 19 · 9 Apr 2006 · 30 min
Stevie in the Hospital
Malcolm's afraid to visit his best friend Stevie in the hospital; Reese becomes a master telemarketer; and someone secretly tries to drive Lois crazy.
Episode 20 · 16 Apr 2006 · 30 min
Cattle Court
Reese pretends to be a vegetarian; Hal decides to teach Dewey a lesson about the game of "Life;" and Malcolm talks Craig into standing up to Lois...and then regrets it.
Episode 21 · 23 Apr 2006 · 30 min
Morp
Malcolm organizes the outcast kids at school for an anti-prom; Reese is transformed into the perfect prom date...for a price; and Dewey holds Hal's wallet hostage for the attention he was denied.
Episode 22 · 14 May 2006 · 30 min
Graduation
Malcolm and his folks realize his scholarships will still leave them five-thousand dollars short for his Harvard tuition. Hal promises he'll find the extra money somehow.